Stephen Bolen

In April, I wrote about Dee Wampler, the zealot who wanted to go around to every city hall in the state of Missouri and bully them into displaying “IN GOD WE TRUST” somewhere in the building (no doubt in a predominant place, where everyone could look upon the sign and be saved).

I guess my longtail SEO efforts are working: late last night, I received a comment from “Jhfd” on my “In God We Trust” signs popping up all over Missouri post:

Then I’m sure you would like to move to Kabul.

Yes, Kabul. A big scary haven of non-believers who enjoy sex with animals and other lecherous activities! A place where dirty atheists roll around in their own filth while reading the book of Satan, masturbating feverishly!

Oh, wait. This commenter was just speaking in code.

Here’s an idea, “Jhfd” – why not be more tolerant of all religions and beliefs/lack of beliefs. This is a fairly obvious case of religious messages being displayed in taxpayer-funded buildings. But I wouldn’t expect you or Dee Wampler, author of “The Trial of Christ: a 21st Century Lawyer Defends Jesus” and “One Nation Under God: A Trial Lawyer Exposes the Myth of the Separation Between Church & State” to understand.

I hate Missouri. I want to go on a balls-punching spree in Jefferson City.

Where are the jobs?

I thought we already had special needs license plates.

I always thought Big Government needed to merchandise better. This should raise some decent coin from the teatards.

Maria Chappelle-Nadal is quite possibly the dumbest person in the state legislature. And she’s a Democrat.

If there were a contest for the dumbest thing said by a Missouri state lawmaker this year, Sen. Maria Chappelle-Nadal, D-University City, would be among the frontrunners.

In a radio interview this week on WGNU-920 AM, Ms. Chappelle-Nadal referred to retired St. Louis investor and political activist Rex Sinquefield as a “billionaire plantation owner.” Mr. Sinquefield is white. Ms. Chappelle-Nadal is black.

The title of this post is a lyric from the MF DOOM/Madlib collaboration Madvillain -“Great Day”

I’m embarrassed to pay these assholes salaries with my tax dollars.

“It does close an important loophole,” added Mitch Hubbard of Fulton, who was the Republican nominee for Missouri secretary of state in 2008. “Our military needs to know that their commander in chief is qualified. We have officers in the military who question whether their commander in chief is eligible” to be president.

There was a time when I really, really thought that Robin Carnahan had the election in the bag. But then as time marched on, I realized that Missouri is too backwards to have two female Democrats in the Senate – moderate as they may be.