Stephen Bolen's Internet Awesomesauce

... aaaaaand here's hour 18. Sad part is, I've gotta be in early tomorrow, too. :-( [sbolen]

I hope @stevenjj2002 doesn't mind if I'm not in at 6am tomorrow! :) [sbolen]

Still on the #nightshift. Still at my desk. Still at work. Working on hour 17.5, soon to be 18. [sbolen]

13 hours of work in the books. And I won't be out of here for another 2 - 3. :-/ [sbolen]

We're under contract on both houses now. Sweet! #fb [sbolen]

Okay, now that Mason is back, with Boldin & Stallworth, that's gotta make the #Ravens favorites in the AFCN, right? Right? [sbolen]

RT @ebertchicago: Old Jews Telling Jokes: The 10 Best Jokes of 2009. I love this site. http://j.mp/c4TZGw [sbolen]

Taxes about to be .... jammed! [sbolen]

I'm seriously going to brick that f*cking Microsoft paperclip in the face. I don't want your stupid tips. You suck. [sbolen]

Booze (@ Friar Tuck) http://4sq.com/63K1XB [sbolen]

Do you guys remember that one movie from the 80's with Corey and Cory? Yeah! Me too! [sbolen]

This is the most anyone has ever talked about Corey Haim, like, ever. [sbolen]

Is Corey Haim trending because he OD'd? [sbolen]

As if you need more proof that web guys are nerds: all of us are in the office before 6:45am, presumably to avoid other people. [sbolen]

The MacHeist Bundle was worth it for @atebits Tweetie alone. I highly encourage everyone to chip in for some great Mac software! [sbolen]

Can you change your avatar for a day on your social profiles? It's for a wonderful cause: http://bit.ly/HATVATARday #HATSonDay [sbolen]

You know who gets it? @mattschm. http://yfrog.com/1qhd0gj [sbolen]

Johnny Walker Blue & The Quinta Rubin. Hella Scotch time. (@ Missouri Athletic Club) [sbolen]

I really should consider a career in animal rights activism with all the bacon I'm saving today. [sbolen]

Well, that was interesting. Emergency Flash edits and I'm the only one here. I'm sorry, HTML 5. I held my nose when I did it. [sbolen]

I just bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 Top apps worth $260+ for only $19.95 and got 3 great bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it [sbolen]

Oh, almost forgot - put in an offer on a house yesterday. You know, no big whoop. [sbolen]

/facepalm [sbolen]

Everytime I see this, I'm checking in. I will be the mayor of your parent's house. I call dibs on your stereo! [sbolen]

How many things can you find wrong with this timed logout page? GO! http://yfrog.com/0bmhrgj #DESIGNFAIL #WHOCARESABOUTAGOODUX [sbolen]

Dear Microsoft Word Paperclip: STFU. [sbolen]

On the #nightshift this fine March evening. Anyone else? @creativereason? [sbolen]

Now that we know Boldin will be wearing #81, how many jerseys do you think they'll sell in Baltimore this week? [sbolen]

I love when a song on shuffle makes me stop and play through the whole album. Hello, Dirty Projectors. [sbolen]

I tried to unsubscribe from InformationWeek emails, but was told it could take up to a week. Since then, it's been a daily spamfest. [sbolen]

Gonna be a long day. (@ Sigma-Aldrich Corp.) http://4sq.com/89NDXX [sbolen]

Ok, nobody talk about the Oscars. I'm DVR-ing them and will start watching about an hour behind. Violators will be towed. #fb [sbolen]

Yup. Today is a Ted Drewes day. #STL [sbolen]

Great. Now Rooney is explaining to Shannon the difference between a Concrete and a Sundae. MID SEASON FORM. #stlcards [sbolen]

Sounds like McClellan is making a bid for that fifth starter spot... #stlcards [sbolen]

RT @michaeltomko: St. Louis Wants Google Fiber! Take action here http://bit.ly/ajJlqD #stl #stlouis Please RT! [sbolen]

RT @JavaSTL: Enter "SMCSTL" as a discount for the Social Fresh conference & get $70 off on us! http://socialfresh.com/stlouis/ #sofreshs ... [sbolen]

Heading up to @Robustwinebar. [sbolen]

It's gorgeous outside. Can't wait for tomorrow. #STL [sbolen]

Shannon is already in mid-season form. #stlcards [sbolen]

RT @ToddMcShayved: If you listen to Passion Pit's "Little Secrets" in reverse, you hear the phrase "Patriots draft Tebow". Quaaludes hel ... [sbolen]

Groupon time! (@ Koppermans Deli) http://4sq.com/5P4MBx [sbolen]

Dear baby: daddy imbibed a lot of Scotch last night. Please go back to sleep. Kthx. [sbolen]

Cardinals land Holliday. Ravens land Boldin. I'm the luckiest fan. #DontHate [sbolen]

Any crafty folk out there want to crochet me some of these adorable Ewoks? http://flic.kr/p/7DkBSR [sbolen]

1,304 Photos from the 2008 SEC Championship Game: http://vimeo.com/channels/staffpicks#2560651 (via @vimeo). Amazing video. Wow. [sbolen]

MEAT! (haha, Catholics) (@ Weber's Front Row) http://4sq.com/7SPbu6 [sbolen]

There's something very odd about listening to Ghostface while editing a corporate powerpoint preso. I like it. [sbolen]