We’re number six! We’re number six!

We should be the drunkest city in the United States with as much beer produced locally. We clearly need to try harder.

Bill Clinton on Michele Bachman

I think Slick Willie’s still got it.

Arrested Development movie confirmed

YES.

/via Laughing Squid, found via Matthew Hurst

Aol to buy Huffington Post

No word on how many floppies were involved in the transaction, or how Aol found $315 million for the purchase.

An open letter to FedEx from a confused customer

I called when I saw my package was “on the truck for delivery” yesterday, February 5, but had an estimated delivery date of February 8.

It did not arrive, as I was told it would by the FedEx rep I spoke with on the phone.

What the hell, FedEx?

Bill Gates on Dr. Wakefield

More snow? FFS.

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, right? I still have 2″ of frozen sleet underneath this new accumulation to clear.

I hate winter.

iPhone Marks Fastest-Selling Launch in Verizon History

I’m happy to own stock in AAPL.

Microsoft: Internet Explorer bug puts 900 million users at risk

Oops!

St. Louis Snow: Disappointed Edition

It’s finally snowing at my house. Finally. It took until 9:15-ish for snow to decide to show up and kick the 2″ of sleet to the curb, but it’s here. Now, for the 20-30 MPH wind gusts!