Hostgator: Best webhost or best-est webhost?

Some of you may know that I recently spun up Gamma Ray Media – my former freelance outfit – into Hercules Design Group. Well, part of that process was to order a new server to host all of my clients. Prior to, oh – a few hours ago – they were hosted on my personal reseller account with Hostgator.

As of now, though, they are on a new 12-core screaming fast box with Hostgator. And migrating the site couldn’t be easier.

I provided the cPanel usernames and Passwords on the old account and Hostgator’s support team moved them for me. All that was left for me to do was confirm that everything was moved over properly via Hostgator’s SWAMP (System for Website Assessment Managed by Proxy, technically a “caching DNS proxy server”, which enabled me to view the accounts before updating DNS configurations), and then if everything checked out, update said DNS configurations to point to the new box.

Totally seamless.

So, if you’re looking for secure, reliable web hosting, look no further. And, I have a deal for you:

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OS X Lion Upgrade Tips

Well hello there. If you’re reading this, you’re either very interested in upgrading to OS X Lion, or someone who subscribes to my RSS Feed and has no idea what I’m talking about.

If you’re the former, welcome. If you’re the latter… well, you may want to skip this post.

Step One: Make sure you run system update before doing anything

There is a very, very important item you need to install: Migration Assistant Update for Mac OS Snow Leopard. Why? Well, here’s what Apple has to say:

This update addresses an issue with the Migration Assistant application in Mac OS X Snow Leopard that prevents transfer of your personal data, settings, and compatible applications from a Mac running Mac OS X Snow Leopard to a new Mac running Mac OS X Lion.

Important. Do this first, and thank me later.

Step Two: Don’t be a wang – make a bootable disk image of your current OS X install

Like the really large, all-caps text above says: please, don’t be a wang. I don’t want to hear you complaining that you messed something up because you didn’t follow these instructions. I’m trying to do you a favor and this is how you repay me? I digress.

I recommend the best app in the known universe for creating backups, Carbon Copy Cloner. Use other software at your own peril.

If you’re like me, and have a bus-powerd 640GB USB 2.0 drive, it may be helpful to take everything on that disk and place it into a new folder to contain the files. Why? Well, just in case something gets written over because it has the same name as a directory you’re copying over from your System Disk (Applications, Library, Users, et cetera). I’d err on the side of caution. Remember – this is just a temporary situation. You can always delete the system files after you feel comfortable with OS X Lion.

Carbon Copy Cloner

 

(I call my bus-powered drive Busdriver — not because I thought of a school bus, but because it spits hot fire.)

Step Three: Wait for apple to unleash Lion to the App Store

You’ve made your bootable disk. Now, you get to wait. And while you’re waiting, you may as well browse YouTube for that new Rebecca Black music video. Or make yourself a sandwich as you ponder just how racked Akamai will be serving Lion to everyone via the App Store.

EDIT: Lion is in the App Store!

Step Four: Make a OS X Lion Boot Disk

You’ll probably want to install Lion on other machines you own. I know that I do. My wife’s MacBook will need a copy, and waiting to download a new copy could take forever with all you fanboys slurping down precious bandwidth.

Fortunately, this is easy. MacRumors has a pretty straightforward guide. The gist:

  • Once Lion is released, purchase and download it from the Mac App Store.
  • Locate the OS X Lion installer and right-click on it. Select ‘Show Package Contents’.
  • Inside the ‘Contents’ folder, there is a ‘SharedSupport’ folder. Inside that is the Lion Installer. It’s called ‘InstallESD.dmg”.
  • Copy ‘InstallESD.dmg’ to the Desktop by clicking and dragging it while holding down the Option-key. You should see a little green plus icon if you did it right.
  • Open Disk Utility. Head to the Go menu in the Finder and select ‘Utilities’. Disk Utility should be in there.
  • Click the burn button.
  • Select ‘InstallESD.dmg’ from the Desktop, insert a blank 4.7GB DVD and wait. Once it’s finished, you’ll have a shiny new Lion install DVD.

That’s it!

Enjoy OS X Lion!

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“Then I’m Sure You Would Like to Move to Kabul”

In April, I wrote about Dee Wampler, the zealot who wanted to go around to every city hall in the state of Missouri and bully them into displaying “IN GOD WE TRUST” somewhere in the building (no doubt in a predominant place, where everyone could look upon the sign and be saved).

I guess my longtail SEO efforts are working: late last night, I received a comment from “Jhfd” on my “In God We Trust” signs popping up all over Missouri post:

Then I’m sure you would like to move to Kabul.

Yes, Kabul. A big scary haven of non-believers who enjoy sex with animals and other lecherous activities! A place where dirty atheists roll around in their own filth while reading the book of Satan, masturbating feverishly!

Oh, wait. This commenter was just speaking in code.

Here’s an idea, “Jhfd” – why not be more tolerant of all religions and beliefs/lack of beliefs. This is a fairly obvious case of religious messages being displayed in taxpayer-funded buildings. But I wouldn’t expect you or Dee Wampler, author of “The Trial of Christ: a 21st Century Lawyer Defends Jesus” and “One Nation Under God: A Trial Lawyer Exposes the Myth of the Separation Between Church & State” to understand.

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Facebook Phishing – “I’ve been mugged in London!” edition

I got an interesting message on Facebook from a friend who I haven’t seen/spoke with since college. I was able to sniff out a blatant Phishing attempt from the onset based on the fact that my friend is a native English speaker.

Here is the conversation, with my friend’s name redacted (for obvious reasons):

Friend
hey
how are you doing

Me
okay – how are you?

Friend
am not good at the moment..i and my family are in some deep mess at the moment

Me
I’m sorry to hear that

Friend
we are currently stranded in London uk,went there on a short vacation and we got mugged at a gun point last night…scary!

Me
Yikes!

Friend
am dead serious..i was hurt on my head,writing you in tears now as we speak,all cash and credit card was stolen off including cell phone,it was a brutal experience

[ Pause ]

you there???

Me
Yes

[ Pause ]

THIS IS IMPORTANT. LET ME CHECK ALL OF MY BANK ACCOUNTS. ENHANCE. ENHANCE.

Friend
we are freaked out here,have been to the embassy and the police they are not helping issues at all i was ask to come back in three weeks time

Me
Well, shit – if you need to come back in three weeks time, I’ll have even more time to sell stock and make sure you can fly everyone back first class. Should I liquidate my 401k and cash in savings bonds?

Friend
thank you much..any way i could get money fast so i and my family can sleep good tonite

Me
You must have been hit on the head pretty hard — it’s almost like you completely forgot that English is your mother tongue. That mugging knocked the smrts out of you.

Friend is offline. Your messages will be sent to her inbox.

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Amazon’s puzzling graphic

Does anyone else find it completely odd that Amazon – one of the top 25 websites on the whole damn internet – uses an image to communicate a message from its CEO?

I get that Amazon Prime is pretty swell, but seriously: try shilling for it in something other than a highly compressed JPEG with fake text links, mmmmkay?

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On Quora and Déjà vu

Let me see if I have this right: Quora is, in a nutshell, a VC-backed version of Yahoo Answers (without the bigots and jerks answering questions) with the ability to share your answers to user-submitted softball questions with your friends on Facebook and followers on Twitter.

Sound about right?

There’s been a full-court press of Quora love in the first four days of 2011 from some fairly influential social media thought leaders. This of course has led to a gold rush of narcissistic tweets of answers to questions published all up and down my Twitter feed.

I’m not making this up – I even saw a declaration from someone earlier today that “in 2011, we won’t Google things, we’ll Quora them!”

I’m gonna go out of my way to bust that myth straight-on and raise a few questions along the way.

First, Quora is a bit of a boutique site that, until mid-2010, was virtually unknown. In 2011, Quora picked up the secret council of social media experts™ endorsement, helping traffic explode and user-generated content exponentially grow.

I think there are two questions facing Quora right now that could pose as roadblocks to real success: 1) can you convince baby boomers and millenials – the real wild cards – to change their established information hunter-gatherer methodologies? and 2) can you sustain the level of quality content while catering to everyone’s desire to be a subject matter expert?

As of 2011 – and hell, 2012 – I say no. Not when Quora threads like this are heavily voted and promoted by the dreaded early adopters who are hell-bent on proving that, while they missed out on the early days of Twitter, Facebook and Foursquare, they won’t miss out on being an “expert” on “the next big thing!”

Here is a snippet of the heavily promoted Quora thread I referenced above:

Take 30 minutes and figure out what the ecosystem here is like. Don’t just assume that you’ll figure it out as you go along. This isn’t a free-for-all where you try to prove how smart and informed you are! It isn’t a social network either, despite the fact that you’ll have part of your social graph here.

How many casual users do you think are going to be scared off by reading something like that? Moreover, who has 30 minutes nowadays to dedicate to learning what an ecosystem is like on a new site? Compare that to say, Reddit – it only takes a few minutes of a user’s time to figure out Reddiqitte.

Second, in the always important SEO/visibility world, how will Quora compete with similar topic-driven, user-generated content sites like Squidoo, Mahalo and Yahoo Answers? Unless Google’s algorithm du jour assigns heavier weight to social media frequency/reach, questions like Who is the best member of the Wu-Tang Clan?* won’t crack page 5 or 6: a relative dead zone.

Finally, can we all please stop comparing Quora to Twitter, or calling it the next Twitter? Just because it’s growing fast (on the backs of other social networks & social graphs, natch) doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s some white-hot, bulletproof internet property. It could be, sure, but right now, the hype is deafening for a company that’s only been through one round of VC funding.


* The answer is clearly the RZA.

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Obligatory New Year’s resolution post

As is customary around this time of every new year, it’s time to make a few resolutions. In no particular order, here are mine:

  • Make at least 1,000 posts on this blog. This should be pretty easy — I enjoy oversharing!
  • Finish all lingering projects from 2010 before launching into new projects for 2011. I have a few dangling freelance projects that need to wrap-up before starting new ones. I’ve made this same mistake the past 3 years, and it always makes for a stressful first few months of the new year.
  • Really dive into the new HTML5 spec. I don’t want to half-ass this. HTML5 is where it’s at, and I need to be amazingly proficient. Like most web designers/developers, I’m dabbling. I hope 2011 is the year when people finally upgrade their old browsers from IE6/7 to IE8/9.
  • Get out and go see a movie with my wife. This one is pretty simple; we haven’t seen a movie in a real theater for 2 1/2 years. Yikes.
  • Join a gym, work out at least three times a week. I’m going to start on Monday with a membership to The Heights. I’m going to get a personal trainer, and I’m going to get fit.
  • Run the Komen 5k in June. I’m not a distance running guy, but I’ve got a few good reasons to do this race.

So, that’s all doable, right?

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